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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 8:48 PM

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Early contender for “Father of the Year”
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 8:51 PM

I’m guessing by “career” they mean: the oldest profession
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 8:53 PM

See now, I’ve had a hernia or two in my time, but never there.

Ouch that’s gotta’ hurt!

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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 8:59 PM

Sherman's Financial Tips: You can save lots of money by dying young. No really…

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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:00 PM

See? Told you.
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:03 PM

I think we need a Police sketch artist here.
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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TheClubman

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 3636

Feb 8 12 9:04 PM

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 04:59 pm)

Sherman's Financial Tips: You can save lots of money by dying young. No really…

Please define young...

I gotta start planning things!

Templeton, MA (in the stix)

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:05 PM

Wilco Tango Foxtrot
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:07 PM

If that’s your idea of fun…

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It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:08 PM

I'll bet it was all those damn tennis balls.

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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 9588

Feb 8 12 9:10 PM

Sherman’s Legal Tips: Don’t claim them.
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:10 PM

QUOTE (TheClubman @ February 08, 2012 05:04 pm)

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 04:59 pm)

Sherman's Financial Tips: You can save lots of money by dying young. No really…

Please define young...

I gotta start planning things!

How old are ya?

Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

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Feb 8 12 9:12 PM

That must have been one funny joke!
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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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TheClubman

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 3636

Feb 8 12 9:24 PM

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 05:10 pm)

QUOTE (TheClubman @ February 08, 2012 05:04 pm)

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 04:59 pm)

Sherman's Financial Tips: You can save lots of money by dying young. No really…

Please define young...

I gotta start planning things!

How old are ya?

53, but I'm gonna be 55 next year!

How much time have I got Doc?

Templeton, MA (in the stix)

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FatimaL

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 12172

Feb 9 12 1:13 AM

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 03:53 pm)

See now, I’ve had a hernia or two in my time, but never there.

Challenge accepted!
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igotdabluze

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 4762

Feb 9 12 3:17 AM

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 09:07 pm)

If that’s your idea of fun…

The only reason I've kept tennis balls out of my diet was I didn't think my crapper could handle the extra chore of flushing them down,well I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore with this fine item.

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Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Satchel Paige........

Libertyville.Illinois...

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Sassie

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 18969

Feb 9 12 3:56 AM

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 01:48 pm)

Early contender for “Father of the Year”

He didn't check her I.D.?

Never put off til tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Colorado, USA

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chris olivarez

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 10192

Feb 9 12 5:02 AM

Sherman that's better than Leno. No really!!!!!

Everybody looks good at the starting line. Get on your mark,get ready but you better keep this in mind. You can hit the ground running like you're shot from a gun but going the distance is the hard part son. Everybody looks good at the starting line.

Paul Thorn

Chris Olivarez, Pagosa Springs,in most beautiful Colorado.

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RustyRed

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 3088

Feb 9 12 2:44 PM

Ah, those radio classics of yesteryear...

"This sounds like a case for Dick Herniation, Private Eye!"

RR

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 9588

Feb 9 12 3:02 PM

QUOTE (igotdabluze @ February 08, 2012 11:17 pm)

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 09:07 pm)

If that’s your idea of fun…

The only reason I've kept tennis balls out of my diet was I didn't think my crapper could handle the extra chore of flushing them down,well I guess I don't have to worry about that anymore with this fine item.

One time in Tijuana I saw a stripper shoot three tennis balls across the with no hands……if you catch my drift.

It was a sight to behold....

Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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Sherman

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Deepest Blue

Posts: 9588

Feb 9 12 3:05 PM

QUOTE (FatimaL @ February 08, 2012 09:13 pm)

QUOTE (Sherman @ February 08, 2012 03:53 pm)

See now, I’ve had a hernia or two in my time, but never there.

Challenge accepted!

If I'm not posting tomorrow, I'll be at Dr. Nanko's office

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Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
Rebecca, Rebecca, get your big legs off of me,
It may be sending you baby, but it's worrying the hell out of me.

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